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baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.
N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.
by jaap March 29, 2004
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eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
by Ecce October 6, 2004
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Bachelors High Five

The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.
"Yo man watch this"

*Grabs random girls tit*

*Blocks slap with hand*

"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"
by GrandRapids Finnest October 4, 2011
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brown backer

when you fuck someone so hard in the ass that they shit themselves
dude this fuckin chick shit all over my cock when i gave her a brown backer and i socked her in the face
by dhbcvvbc July 22, 2007
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Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)
by bang blake December 30, 2008
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backer classic

A song or other composition of musical quality with the ability to cause drunkards to break into dances including fist pumping, squatting low, grinding, circling up, hand clapping and pole licking. Will be stuck in ones head for 6-8 hours after hearing excerpts from lyrics in daily conversation. Similar to a backer jam but with extended longevity.
Rudy: I heard someone say "Turn Around" on the street today and had Total Eclipse Of The Heart in my head all afternoon.
Knute: What a backer classic!
by Jimmy Squire May 7, 2015
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Baeley

A female who is ALWAYS going to be there for you. Who is really HOT. Usually plays sports such as softball. Usually brave but can get scared and REALLY strong . Who loves animals to DEATH. Any guy would be SUPER lucky to date a Baeley!!
Guy: Hey aren’t you friends with Baeley?

Baeley’s friend: yeah why?

Guy: I have a massive crush on her?

Baeley’s friend: yeah she is Gorgeous!
by Ur gay 101 October 15, 2019
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