Hashish Baboon 

A caaarrraaazzzyy baboon/monkey from Mumbia India! VERRRY GOOD!

He is very fur fur furry and likes to color color color!

Dude hashish baboon is harassing me again!

Hashish Baboon by veryyy good! September 16, 2012

Buffoon Baboon 

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

Buffoon Baboon by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

you baboon 

When someone does something stupid, or acts in a way that might lead people to think they are stupid

Julian said Blake is gay
Julian, omg you baboon

you baboon by dayton_byrne1 January 18, 2018

I R Baboon 

A person who chooses to ignore all common sense,using the phrase as a excuse.Drawing inspiration from the popular cartoon character I R Baboon.
Archaic-A stupid person with a red butt.

Guy 1-Weren't the oozing warts a a dead give-away??

Guy 2(itches crotch area)-Aww What the fuck,i banged her anyway...I R Baboon i guess

I R Baboon by Medulla Oblongata June 22, 2008

hung like a baboon 

mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".

- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!

hung like a baboon by Jeesesskrist January 10, 2011

Vidal Baboon 

An early morning hair style that looks as though a baboon styled your hair while you were asleep.

Wow! It looks like Vidal Baboon visited you in the night.

Vidal Baboon by WaterNymph March 21, 2009

Jizz Baboon 

A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates

"That gay guy over there loves any cock"

"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"

Jizz Baboon by bagoshago October 25, 2008