austerity

A subliminal metaphorical raping of the poor in the UK, to give the wealthy class some fresh wanking material.

Try not to mention austerity during the QA or ill blow my load over the back bench.

by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater August 1, 2023

Austism

The mental dysfunction of the average Austin, TX resident, mainly caused by Californian transplants infecting the locals.

John voted for Biden because of his Austism.

by stryker5200 May 11, 2024

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

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by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

Austism

(n) An individual’s behavior that may exude or exhibit a similar aspect or characteristic of a person from Austin or surrounding areas that associate with Austin’s unofficial motto, “keep Austin weird”

My friend may have a bit of austism, but if he moves away from Austin, he may not be so weird.

by Apothecary25 December 9, 2025