assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by Jim July 25, 2003

Ashvanthy

Someone that is nice and kind but is very mean sometimes and can get angry when you talk about their crush

Boy 1: You see Ashvanthy over there?
Boy 2: Dont get on her bad side and talk about her crush

by Ashvanthy Gashan February 7, 2022

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

Assanka

An award given to someone who fails at talking or describing something.

Gosh Mom, you just earned the assanka award.

by kmelly June 28, 2010

assman

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

by ashketchum1 January 29, 2009

asswang

a person who has had their wang surgically removed from their pelvic area, and re-issued to their ass.

Pat: man that guy has an asswang
Phil: yeah he got it done last week

by Pat8969 September 28, 2005

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005