Couple walk by, the girl is model material and the guy is a fry cook at McDonalds (he looks the part too)
"That couple is totally assper."
"That couple is totally assper."
by Rezayne November 9, 2011
Get the Assper mug.When you got diarrea so bad that your ass can't help keep it in and keeps shooting out poo like a volcano and you have to live in the bathroom as your ass keeps throwing up into the toilet.
Dam that nigga got asspression wit an attitude, he be filling that sewer with ass vomit, he done cost the tax payer millions.
While I was tapping that ass I slipped out and then she lost it and started to asspression all over the place, the whole room smelled like ass vomit, I started to vomit on dat bitch like for real, it was like her ass needed an exorcism.
Ray-ray was walking to pick up the scoop at Kelly Park and suddenly he had an asspression and shit himself so bad he had strip heself naked and run home painting the road like da construction crew do.
While I was tapping that ass I slipped out and then she lost it and started to asspression all over the place, the whole room smelled like ass vomit, I started to vomit on dat bitch like for real, it was like her ass needed an exorcism.
Ray-ray was walking to pick up the scoop at Kelly Park and suddenly he had an asspression and shit himself so bad he had strip heself naked and run home painting the road like da construction crew do.
by Inter-Urbanz January 14, 2012
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Get the Assmeen mug.A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.
I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.
With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.
by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019
Get the asspiece mug.I was sparring in jiu jitsu and I accidentally asspectorated on my partner during an especially rough take-down.
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