appreciating asset

HUSBAND and/or WIFE

MOTHER and/or FATHER

Any type of companionship that is essential to a household/community; appreciation for community increases with time passing and grows greater understanding of needs for all incorporated/affiliated

Mary: "Josie I just don't see how you could have married that Joe when you did."

Josie: "Well Mary, when you feel the relationship will bring an appreciating asset you need to ask 'What's important to me?'"
------------Ex-2
Marc : "Damn your house is clean, no wonder you got married so soon"

Joe: "Well you got to know what needs to be done and find a way of getting it all taken care of"

Marc: "Always wondered if that Mary-Lou would have been as an appreciating asset as your little lady."

by Chalmette, LA February 4, 2009

Emotional asset

A person or object that bring positive emotional value to a relationship or environment.

Kaitlin is an emotional asset, I feel great whenever she is around me, she brings me pure joy and wide smiles.

by A-AronStyles April 25, 2023

Asslete

Athlete (especially professional) who routinely acts like an ass, especially if they suffer no serious consequences.

Ron Artest attacked the fans. What an asslete!
You think he's bad? How about Randy Moss not getting charged for trying to run down a traffic cop? Now THERE's an asslete!

by MattMan January 16, 2005

assnerd

An unbelievably geeky nerd. Can be found playing pencil-and-paper role-playing games and futzing around on computers all the time.

John took out his laptop to check for wireless access points at the Mardi Gras ball. He was an assnerd.

by thejesusgod January 26, 2006

Assnut

A douche of a different kind, this person is a Philadelphia sports fan of any kind. (i.e. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, or 76'ers) Usually one is loud, obnoxious, and talks shit on people for no good reason other then to hear themselves talk.

Man, Brian is an assnut, he thinks the Flyers are better then the Penguins.

by Hocfan66 November 1, 2008

assneck

An anatomical imperfection whereby an individual has a sufficiently large or high ass such that there is no clear definition of where ass ends and back begins. Ass, back and neck merge into one.

Holy shit, look at the assneck on that fucker, his asscrack ends at his shoulder blades.

by King Toad October 1, 2003

Asset

A small sized or petite butt. considered cute by the posessor of the butt, or people who tend to like small butts

Stop making fun of my asset! Many people find it cute and adorable!

by Cathlexeris June 7, 2011