Assies

Somebody who plays and talks about their ass in public (mainly with friends)

Seeing whos ass is bigger, spanking

by SLee February 19, 2005

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 23, 2007

Askident

1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.

1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.

by Dr. Poupensberg B. Funswell June 9, 2015

assidocious

an audacious exhibition/display of one's ass.

1. Did you see Jennifer Lopez's dress at the Oscars? It was assidocious! (positive connotation)

2. Did you see the plumber's pants sagging while working under the sink? Assidociously gross!

by Be Parody December 18, 2008

aside

Is usually used in a play. Is used for inside thoughts that a character or characters are having.

Tim: Did you hear about the new kid?
Jess: No.
Aside:
Jess: I hope he is hot then ill have a good date

by Meow Meow Kitty Rangers September 19, 2018

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011