An ashy crotcher is a basic unkempt, dry, dirty, scrawny white boy, most commonly found with a drug problem, no shirt, and baggy jeans or sweatpants which he is constantly grabbing the crotch of to either hold them up or to scratch himself. Or both. While looking you straight in the eye and talking about nonsense as if it's a normal thing.
"That ashy crotcher over at the gas station was trying to bum a smoke. I said nah man not today. Then he offered to sell me his aunt's microwave for 15 bucks so he could 'just get by'."
"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
"My sister asked me to come pick her up at her boyfriend's house. I pull up and this ashy crotcher starts talking about how much he likes my car and how he's gonna get one like it next week when his disability check comes through"
by CelticThunder November 28, 2023
Get the Ashy Crotchermug. when you a sister shagger called spencer and you suck your clapped birds ashy (slightly brown tinted) boobs.
by jokester123£& January 5, 2022
Get the ashy tittiesmug. ashy washy is a very seggsy person, they are dating isola and are extremely hot.
their lip biting skills are immaculate 😘 being around them is a great honour
their lip biting skills are immaculate 😘 being around them is a great honour
by ymirs girlfriend (isola) May 26, 2021
Get the ashy washymug. by StephenIsVeryHot March 28, 2022
Get the Ashie poomug. Bro, my girl and I decided to treat each other last night to an Ashy Banana. Now she has diabetes...
by JaDigg December 2, 2019
Get the Ashy Bananamug. On offensive slur for Jewish people, referring to the aftermath of the gas chambers during the Holocaust
by DavidLoveAndPeace March 3, 2023
Get the Ashiemug.