Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

arsonism

A new political stance adopted by politicians that want to ignore the huge increase in #wildfires around the world and prefer to just blame an increase on #arsonists lighting fires. Otherwise they might be called upon to commit to doing something about global warming.

The #arsonist Australian politicians have adopted a campaign of #arsonism to blame the catastrophic bushfires on #arsonists rather than do something, anything about it.

by BloggerMe February 1, 2020

sky arson

The act of lighting fireworks. It burns the sky, thus causing arson.

On New Year's Day, Paul and I did some sky arson at the park.

by Natcyka June 20, 2020

Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:

“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

arson

a daily pastime of mine :)

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she committed arson on his house and got arrested.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Arsonable

When something is looking like it could behave arson committed on it in a intriguing way

Person a: your house is arsonable
Person b: no please it’s my house
House: *is on fire*

by anti228 September 14, 2021

arson

something i am planning to do in a week

“hey, should i commit arson?”
“yes shawty idc”
“ok”

by s1kayu February 20, 2021