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Sheldon Agreement

A legal or binding agreement that describes a relationship between two or more entities, that takes into account every possible scenario or outcome, is extremely defined, articulate, diverse and all-encompassing, and provides clear consequences as a result of deviations from generally accepted guidelines, rules or methodologies.
Adam signed the Sheldon agreement, without reading the 200 page document, needed to buy a telephone.
by GMASS October 17, 2012
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Such Aggression

Such Aggression Is a phrase created by the one and only marco and runk.
TEACHER STARTS YELLING-SUCH AGGRESSION
by WILLLLYAM November 5, 2020
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Crypto aggression

Crypto aggression: where you’re so convinced crypto is the future that anyone inquiring about, or questioning crypto enraged you.
Johnny was so happy about getting some of his portfolio into etherium, until Bob asked him about the intrinsic value of crypto currencies and Johnny felt a wave of crypto aggression coming on.
by Jtrexcordkeeper January 28, 2022
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agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.
1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011
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Passive Aggressive

passive aggressive
A defense mechanism that allows people who aren't comfortable being openly aggressive get what they want under the guise of still trying to please others. They want their way, but they also want everyone to still like them.
Jane: It's time to go, we really should get going now.

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh...okay. I just...well okay, I GUESS we can leave now.

Jane: Ann, do you want to stay? Is that what you're trying to get at?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Huh? Oh no, we can leave if YOU want. I just didn't get to do everything I wanted to do yet, but no no, we can go I guess.

Jane: God dammit Ann! Fine, we'll stay, are you happy?

Passive Aggressive Ann: Oh okay! Yeah! That sounds great too!
(Ann got her way without having to openly ask for it)
by Miltonation March 16, 2008
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Speak aggressively, engage in fisticuffs

A Much more classy version of the phrase "Talk Shit, Get Hit"
Guy 1: "MTG Crew. Talk Shit, Get hit"
Guy 2: "Bev. Speak Aggressively, Engage in fisticuffs
by B_Rayne November 6, 2010
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Agreetard

Someone who above all logical judgement, will always agree with his/her superiors for the purpose of kissing ass.
"Did you hear Adam just agree with Julian about the electricity being too heavy for that outlet?!?"
"Yeah, Adam is such an agreetard..."
by Spanky McSwizzlestick August 15, 2016
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