Aberdeen

Shit Hole of a city , located right at the end of Scotland , prides itself at being the "granite" city , its mainly coz the builders are too lazy to find anything to build buildings with other than useless depressing Granite.

Shyte football team as well , only plays well once or twice in the whole season , against Celtic.

Spazz 1 : " I live in Aberdeen the Granite City"

Other Person : " wait , wait ...what was that? ah yes the good ol'sound of I dont Give A Flying Fuck"

by roller rebwar May 10, 2005

Absurd Bird

A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.

Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!

Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.

by Anonymous3827264832 September 29, 2008

Aberdeen, Washington

The town where Kurt Cobain grew up, but wasn't born. (He was born in Hoquiam, silly.)

Kurt Cobain spent most of his childhood in Aberdeen, Washignton

by amy March 6, 2005

Absurdicrous

The concatenation of the words absurd and ludicrous meaning the exteme of both at the same time. First coined for the blog Absurdicrous, a commentary on society, humor and occasionally politics.

That story was so ridiculously unbelievable it was absurdicrous.

by TheMechanic May 19, 2009

Absurd-vation

an observation on anything absurd, inane, or ridiculous

Dude, did you read some of the tweets for the last debate?

Yeah, those were some nice absurd-vations!

by MBG October 13, 2012

absurdulous

the quality of being both absurd and ridiculous

People called in sick and I have to stay another eight hours. It's absurdulous!

by Robbie708 January 8, 2014

absurd word

A hard-to-believe factoid.

That's certainly an absurd word you just uttered.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019