deliver a royal deuce

To take an extraordinary shit, whether it be of spectacular size, color, or odor, etc.

Dude!! Come check this out!! I just delivered a royal deuce!!

by cookie November 13, 2004

lollying a triple deuce

To take a shit: the cultured way.

When a British person decides to take a trip to the crapper, they say they were lollying a triple deuce to be polite.

Describes going to the bathroom and used by the Bri ish.

The queen was totally lollying a triple deuce back there.

by Assball200 February 25, 2021

deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by Bill August 19, 2004

Deuce and a half

The standard 2.5 ton truck for the US Army.

Dammit, I am stuck having to drive our deuce and a half back to the shop...

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

deuce and a quarter

1. A very large Buick from the mid-70's that can be pimped out like no other.

2. Specifically, a Buick Electra 225.

3. In modern times, used to describe anything that contains the number 225.

1. I put some Eighteens on my '76 Deuce and a Quarter and she's been proppa-pimp ever since.

2. Forget about a '76 Caddy with a five hundred, I've got a Deuce and a Quarter wit a fo fiddy fi.

3. Wow! That bass boat went screaming by. Must have had a deuce and a quarter on the back.

by ButtFuzz June 17, 2003

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

Deuce and a half

For firefighters, a 2 1/2 inch hoseline used to fight large fires.

Captain: Probie, pull the deuce and a half and go to side C

by FFProbie November 5, 2007