John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.
Jane: Wow...Epic failure.
John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.
Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!
Jane: Wow...Epic failure.
John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.
Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!
by Seamuskc July 13, 2018

by VarietyPerson November 28, 2011

A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.
"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
by groñi July 31, 2012

Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.
by Zakake November 30, 2018

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.
by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

This is know when a person is attacked by the Mexican Mafia on myspace/facebook game Mobsters. It refers to every time another person makes large claims, but is never backs up their claims.
by asmocon February 24, 2009

a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.
by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
