how to fix your life 

Bitch you cant (Trust me i tried). So go back to your room, catch up on all your missed Netflix Shows and cry (with some junk food... and maybe a dog. YOU CANT FIX YOUR LIFE. LIFE IS LIFE AND I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY :) (actually crying inside) :(

How to fix your life.

Bitch you cant fix your life.

how to fix your life by sad???????? July 18, 2018

Fight For Your Life 

A situation in which a person manages to overcome all odds and successfully reach their goal. Typically applied in fights or sports. Derived from the Borderlands series.

"Dude, the entire team was draggin' me down."
"Yeah, you were definitely in Fight For Your Life for a few."

Fight For Your Life by Headwig April 1, 2020

what are you DOING with your life?

Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.

Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"

what are you DOING with your life? by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011

spice up your life 

A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.

I'm coming over to "spice up your life"

spice up your life by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014

tuck in your life 

v.
it is an insult commonly used in private schools, especially private schools with a dress code.

it basically means clean up your life, or it is just a witty insult after told to fix your own dress code.

Bob: "Tuck in your shirt!"
Jim: "Tuck in your life!"
Steve: Zing

tuck in your life by renhwaub February 22, 2011

trust me with your life not with your wife 

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife by rocky66 March 31, 2017

the time of your life 

what wooday master number one (rafi marcus) gives the ladies!

yo baby, if you chill with me, I'll give you the time of your life! you won't regret it! WOODAY!

the time of your life by rafi marcus February 6, 2003