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Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
by TheCluck June 5, 2019
mugGet the Ya mum's your dads auntymug.

ya mum got mugged

When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.
"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"
by Hopix January 18, 2007
mugGet the ya mum got muggedmug.
The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.
by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004
mugGet the keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mummug.
The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005
mugGet the keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mummug.

Ya mum

Used after a question, generally as a joke or an "insult"
Ya mum.
by lily_wrote_this December 20, 2010
mugGet the Ya mummug.

Ya mum

An exquisite comeback to any wrekc roast, or burn. This comeback can also be followed up with something else.
Person 1: Ur a fatass
you: Well, ya mum
by Ya nan gay June 21, 2021
mugGet the Ya mummug.

ya mums a hoe

by sweiufbwol August 5, 2018
mugGet the ya mums a hoemug.

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