Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 5, 2019

ya mum got mugged

When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.

"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"Where?"
"Up your mum"

by Hopix January 18, 2007

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005

YA MUM

Something you say when you see a British roadman

Roadman "Ayo where you from g"
Person "YA MUM"
Roadman "Ahhh i know where that is"

by Nasher1435 September 20, 2021

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 March 6, 2009

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021