Work wife

A woman with whom you work, whose proximity and frequent interaction leads to her becoming your primary female companion during work hours. She will become a substitute for your wife while you are at work, providing companionship and support, but without the emotional and sexual elements. For a time. You will eventually develop a huge crush on her, but will think you've kept it hidden. You haven't -everyone at work will think it's obvious.

Drone 1: Mr W and Mrs C really seem to make a good team.

Drone 2: Yeah, she's his work wife. He'd be lost without her.

Drone 1: Oh, she's just his work wife? So there's nothing going on there?

Drone 2 : No. But he wishes there was. So bad.

by Words Writer June 9, 2018

work@home

Government service jargon and employee shorthand for defrauding taxpayers. Used as a noun, and certainly never as a verb, it describes a state-of-being generally accompanied by euphoria and giddiness from stealing from the “man.” Except, in this case, it is not the “man”, it is the people. The state-of-being derives from sweet contracting side gigs while sitting at home on the government dime, saving both on childcare and gasoline for your new sweet SUV that you only have drive to “work” two days a week.

Although the state-of-being is generally continuous, it is sometimes interrupted by home chores, trips to Sam’s Club, meetings with side gig clients, and lines at Starbucks. The state-of-being is highly contagious among peers, and newcomers are taught to be giant assholes by the veterans until the impotent management says “fuck it, I’d rather these turds stay at home in bliss than interrupt my web surfing, and if I am the only one at work, it makes me look important.”

“I get so much more done when I work@home.”

by UnderemployedMBA March 18, 2011

Work Fuck Buddy

A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.

I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!

by Funny Moms June 7, 2016

dental work

Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

"Ashlee Simpson has had some dental work done lately, if you know what I mean."

by lalalorlor134 September 22, 2009

work'd

When someone is physically brutalized, beaten handily at a sport or video game, or verbally abused and insulted in a manner that is very much one-sided and makes that person look weak.
(Note: The spelling with the apostrophe, then the D, is crucial. See also bitch'd.)

"Wow, did Mark's team even hit a shot that whole game?"
"No, man. They just got blanked, 7-0."
"Damn, those guys got work'd."

by Fitterer August 7, 2005

Wocky Slush

That thang bleedin’ P

“Wocky Slush”
“That thang bleedin’ P”

by FSG Stumpy December 4, 2020

turf work

a broad that strolls thru the hood lookin for the dick.

that beezy is a turf worker

by theyayarea December 18, 2008