Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

by 5hinebox December 6, 2011

The Reverse Woodchipper

Also called "the Jacob," this term describes when a woman or gay man fists a man up the asshole so far that he farts blood on the fister's face.

Finn was covered in blood because she gave Jacob The Reverse Woodchipper.

by Kingdom winning June 14, 2011

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

Woodchipper

When a girl gives you head and he mouth isn't open all the way thus having her teeth scrape against your wood.

Dude,I was getting some head but then she gave me a woodchipper.

by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

wonchon

crazy chinese boy

this wonchon, he be callin everyone his mother and his daddy too.

by mullen April 1, 2003

woochale

when your in a public restroom with a friend or family member and need reassurance that there is no one else in the restroom.

Bonquisha- says to self (man i hope there isn't anyone else in this restroom) then hollars to BON qui qui woochale

BON qui qui - yeh girl woochale

Bonquisha- DAMMIT

by MISS taytay February 7, 2010

Woochie

Basically is another naming for a female/male body part. It’s also kind of a funny way of saying a guys penis is small.

Guy: I have a penis
Girl: Penis? You have a little woochie..💁 ♀️

by Paris_mcm April 2, 2019