Monk's Wool Threads

Monk's Wool Threads are the individual, long, stringy, wooly Pubes of a male with Monk's Wool. Monk's Wool Threads are intentionally pulled and plucked out while the male is using the restroom (Urinating or Defecating). The Pubes are removed intentionally and then left behind on the top of the Urinal or on the Toilet Seat or Toilet Rim for others to see and enjoy.

Frank always made it a point to visit public restrooms when he was out and about town. His favorite past time was to share his Monk's Wool with others and doing a little leave behind each time he used a facility. Frank was especially fond of leaving his four inch long, slightly curled Monk's Wool Threads on top of the Urinal.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

spanish wool

Spanish wool is an unshaven, but often trimmed or tidy kept vagina and/or pubic area of a spanish woman.

Hey Jerry, your saying you want to eat some of that spanish wool for 2 or 3 hours straight? That's insane! I'd eat her spanish wool for atleast 6 hours!

by subliminal_threat April 17, 2009

Wank Wool Glove

A Woolen Wank Glove is a knitted accessory used to wank with........

If used too much however the Woolen Wank Glove may become bobbled and itchy (and at this point ask your partner to get their 'de-bobbler' out from under the stairs)

If your outside in the cold and the moment arises, use your Wank Wool Glove and bosh away.

by rallly ali January 26, 2011

Berry Wool

The wooly hair around the anus that is susceptible to dingleberries.

Her berry wool was riddled with knots.

She reached around to her anus in the shower and started plucking the dingleberries from her berry wool.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Shoddy wool

A scruffy person with an afro

Dave: Simon is shoddy wool isn't he?

Bob: yes

by Ashton230907 February 26, 2020

Silver Wool

Silver Wool is an old fashioned term to describe an old woman’s pubic, vaginal hair. The hair located around an old woman’s vagina is considered to be “Silver Wool” as it is also similar to a fibre like yarn used as fabric involved with sowing.

When you hear someone talking about their grand mothers Silver Wool, you will know what they mean 😏. Here is an example of someone talking about Silver Wool: Oh Johnny, your grand mother has very lovely Silver Wool that I would so love to stroke!

by RETRO - STRINGS January 26, 2022

mini-wool

An underage girl. Jailbait. A female that still going or just gone thru puberty.

Went to a party but couldnt hook up cuz the girls there were nothing but mini-wool.

by Jestar July 2, 2006