Shitkickers waltz

The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .

Dancing the shitkickers waltz

See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

French Waltz

A man dragging his sweaty balls down the back of another man's glistening neck

Hey man wanna go do a French waltz?

Yeah man I haven't showered in a week

by W.L.M March 11, 2026

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010

West Virginia Waltz

The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!

by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022

The Flea Waltz

!!!SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONPA V3!!!
a traumatizing song used in danganronpa V3 for Kaede Akamatsu's execution, where she gets brutally hanged, and moved up and down via a rope, which lasted for 8 hours.

Kokichi: HEY SAIHARA CHAN! WANT TO PLAY THE FLEA WALTZ? ILL PLAY IT EXTRA FAST, SAIHARA CHAN!

Shuichi: *intense sobbing*

by emuotoriiii June 21, 2024

West Virginia Waltz

The "West Virginia waltz" symbolizes a moment of togetherness and intimacy shared by the narrator and her beloved. It represents a loving connection that transcends the hardships and challenges of their lives. The phrase "No one holds a flame to you" suggests that this person is irreplaceable and holds a special place in the narrator's heart.

'We did the west virginia waltz'

by Aldarith June 7, 2024