Stink Wiener

The "pitcher" in a gay relationship.

There goes Willy, I be he's a "stink wiener".
Damn, that dude got a mad case of the "stink wiener".

by udontnome June 10, 2009

Beach Wiener

A bad case of STD/Topical infection's, that looks like sand on a male's penis.

Jeff had a beach wiener, due to excess amount of warts around the male gentalia.

by newcastlemagpies June 26, 2010

Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

GALACTIC WIENER SNOT

ALIEN SEMEN/CUM

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

by jamessthilaire December 20, 2017

Corn Wiener

Another word for a corn dog

Guy1: I like my corn wieners with mustard
Guy2: I like my corn wieners with ketchup
Guy:3 I prefer to use the word corn dog

by The Original Kweej March 12, 2018

Gobble The Wiener

Sexual act usually participated after Thanksgiving dinner.

"Sue made a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner. You should've tried the turkey. Afterwards, She took me in the back room and played a game of Gobble the Wiener."

by chopzila February 16, 2010

Snack on your own wiener

To stick your own dick.

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.

by Penis with a D August 22, 2022