Sphincter Wrinkle

The wrinkles around the puckered anus

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle

by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

rip van wrinkles

The impressions left on one's face or arms after a nap.

He fell asleep on his notebook in class and woke up with spiral-shaped rip van wrinkles.

by flacktastic February 1, 2007

stink wrinkle

heiney hole, butt hole

don't make WILD BILL upset or he will put his foot up your "stink wrinkle"!!!!

by arcadia storm January 23, 2008

wrinkle picker

someone who has little to do other than pick at the winkles on there genitals, refers to unemployed people

joe aint got a job, what a wrinkle picker

by j rainz January 9, 2008

Wrinkle Muffin

A very Wrinkly Vagina. often in the shape of a muffin, It is unusual that girls get this. but if you fuck Justin Bieber there's a Huge Possibility that you will get one :D. or it will sometimes occur if you apply an extreme amount of Cinnamon Bun mixture to it.

Girl : Dude My Vagina looks all weird and WRINKLY D:

GUY: MY GAWD, THAT MUST BE A WRINKLE MUFFIN, you fucked JB.

by MrFuneralFog February 26, 2011

wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people;
Pertaining to an excessive amount of elderly or wrinkles

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.
My girlfriend's vagina is a wrinkle fest

by jogobean September 17, 2014

wrinkle rod

The man's vagina killing tool!! Or penis!!

Joe told Sam that Sally rode the fuck out of my wrinkle rod last night till she passed out. If you don't believe me look it up!! No dat!!

by Blue muffin December 15, 2017