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whitesaber

yo that kid has a massive whitesaber
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that man has a BANGER whitesaber
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Whitehaven

Where the jam is eaten in quantities so high and with such ferocity that Hartley’s, Bonne Maman and Wilkin & Sons year on year report the highest quantity of jam eaten per person per square mile than anywhere else on earth.

The IJSO (international jam standards organisation) created a new metric unit of measurement called the Whitehaven. Much like Farads, a 1 Whitehaven is an enormous value. It is used to rank jam per person per square mile. Other towns are usually measured in tiny fractions of a whitehaven such as micro or pico whitehavens and have the measure pW or mW.

Jam factories worldwide have a production per year that equates to 1 (one) GigaWhitehaven.

Any excess jam in is shipped to Whitehaven where the good townspeople ramp up consumption ans not to let any go to waste. Afterwards a new measure is taken for the coming year.

There means there is always exactly as much jam across existing reserves and planned production to keep Whitehaven going for exactly one year financial year.
“This jam has mouldy toast in it, should I throw it away?” - literally anyone

“Nah giz it ‘ere ey arl scran it nee bovva” - someone from Whitehaven
by As nut fray wukkint’n marra November 29, 2022
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whitanabekeefcore

A day in time when everyone wanted to dress like Sir Chief Keef himself with polos, gemstoned belts, and true religion
he’s dressing like the rapper Chief Keef how whitanabekeefcore
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Whataname

When you can't think of the name of something or someone you are referring to.
"I just pulled up on my luh Whataname last night."

"Aye, shawty you seen luh Whataname come through this mothafucka?"
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Whiteaker

A bitch who thinks he’s tough, but he’s actually gay and 5’3
This is why no one loves Whiteaker.
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Whitelake

Whitelake References Both Cocaine & Ketamine ... With High Consumption Of Cocaine , The Nose Can Run Or Drip Alot Of Liquid ( Wet Snot )

Where With High Consumption Of Ket' , There Can Be A Nearly 100% Undetected , Thin , Brilliant White
Lines , That Stop @ The Tip Of The Lips Line , VERY OBVIOUS ... However , As There Is Only Two Short Lines , In Comparison To Cocaine , Its A Whitelake !+)
Ott Ohh , He Dont Know Hes Rowin The Whitelake ...
by The V ONE 2nd To None November 14, 2025
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