Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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Get the watermelon jug mug.One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it
by Maximimus June 6, 2017
Get the watermelon fucker mug.A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!
by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019
Get the watermelon goblin mug.When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.
I gave her a watermelon patch.
Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons
Watermelon sugar high
Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons
Watermelon sugar high
by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020
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Get the watermelon reveal mug.Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."
Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."
Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."
Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
by Mr.Rot May 31, 2018
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