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wanstitute

Any wanna be Hoe, a female who can't cut it as hoe.

1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.

2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.

3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.

4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.

5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
Who kelly? I know you didn't pay that wanstitute, that bitch been on the track since Fred Flintstone was cruzin it, she's tired dried up saggy pussy old hoe.
by hoetalk July 10, 2011
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Wangston R. Longshanks III

The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.
She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.
by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008
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wahsted

Define wahsted(waHsted not wasted), means that it exceeds the common words to define intoxication. Intoxication stages begin with tipsy, drunk, wasted, shitfaced, and finally WAHSTED. Being wahsted may sometimes be difficult to realize. You're passed the point of puking(should have done that hours ago) and you survive passing out(means you never did)and you have no sensation what-so-ever meaning you're paralyzed. No one can really determine when they're experiencing the world of wahsted because too damn wahsted to know. Have you ever awaken to duct tape under your arm pits(OUCH!) and marker all over your face? Guesses that the person who performed the act was wahsted themselves especially when the design is very intricate and and looked tedious to create.
Damn look at Nick he's hella wahsted!!!
by Che and Bri June 26, 2004
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wangtree

A tree whose wood is very hard to chop. A wangtree is left standing and the axeman finds a tree that's less work. Hard wood, hickory or osage orange or sometimes a snag (a dead tree) that's dried hard and tough without rotting. The wood can used as a maul or a tool handle, but for most use, especially firewood, it is too hard to chop and not work the effort. The name may come from the sound and the scare when the axe wangs off the wood or it may come from the use of such wood as a maul, to wang on a gate post or remove a wheel.
I falled a pine and had him fall a wangtree, it about killed him.
by Backwoods April 30, 2007
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Wamsterbate

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.
Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
by Palmertabs December 29, 2013
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