Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

Wallo

Only greatness

I want Wallo

by Walloster May 5, 2021

Cock Wallup

Like the 'Dick Whip'...the smacking, or slapping of an erect or semi-erect cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Oh yeah Beeeeoootch...now ya get a Cock Wallup!

by scorpi October 30, 2008

Kuala Wallup

when a woman has a serious migraine that will not go away, a man, preferably from Australila, will jizz on her forehead to alleviate the pain.

My migraine was out of control this weekend. That is, until the guy who plays Wolverine gave me a Kuala Wallup.

by JL1982 April 8, 2011

Awesome Wallpapers

A Twitter account with over 200k followers as of October 2021, posts weird and funny wallpapers that really spice up your Phone or PC.

Those are some awesome wallpapers did you get them from the awesome wallpapers account?

by fatpork October 21, 2021

wall walloping

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped

Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"

by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010

wallow

The act of doing an assortment of activities such as; watching sappy movies, eating absurd amounts of junk food, crying, sleeping, and talking with friends after a particuarly bad break up. Usually directed towards girls. It helps get over the pain of breaking up by taking usually a few days of this to get over the significant other.

After the break up with Andrew, Laura spent the rest of her vacation wallowing in her house.

by Katharin December 28, 2005