Watson

A very beautiful man who always has the right thing to say. Best guy in the world to make you smile and laugh, never fails to be the center of attention. Smart and very down to earth. Has an obsession with mary-jane and the colour green. He is perfect in every way. All girls want him.

"Do you know Watson?"

"Oh, you mean the smart guy you can always make every one laugh?"

'Yeah, that's my boyfriend."

"OMG, I'm seriously jealous...."

by Manderrbabyy February 3, 2014

Watsupper

a way of greeting someone

Hey John, Watsupper, How are you!
Watsupper, Where you want to eat!

by Maya Maya April 29, 2008

mary watson

(Mary Watson) is fictional character (John Watsons) wife:

She worked as an
assassin, she is mother to Rosie Watson, and dies of a bullet wound in season four of Sherlock.

"I cried so hard when Mary Watson died in season four of Sherlock)!"

by Sashmo1 September 24, 2017

Dietz & Watson

A company that mass-produces dietz nuts, aka meat nuts.

I love Dietz nuts!
Dietz & Watson imposter sussy uWu

by Autoparts0511 March 23, 2022

Jolly Watson

A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.

After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.

by Whocares4760 December 10, 2022

Wank yourself Watson

A polite way of telling somebody to screw off. Very similar to no shit Sherlock

Person 1: Hey the sky is blue
Person 2: No shit Sherlock

Person 1: Wank yourself Watson

by Jaydee18 September 4, 2013

Shut up Watson

You use this to reply to someone that just said: "No Shit Sherlock"
You can use it to troll people

ALEX: The Sun Is Yellow
Tom: NO Shit Sherlock
ALEX: Shut Up Watson

by Flying Donkey July 4, 2014