Walk blocker

A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.

*kid suddenly stops.*
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.

by edesia April 26, 2009

Walk of Stain

A truely cruel but self-gratifying act, best performed during the day-light hours. When hate-fucking an ex you refrain from blowing the baby juice anywhere near her. Instead you pull-out and walk over to her clothes piled up next to the bed. You then shoot you jizm all over her clothes tell her to get dressed and kick her out of your house. she is forced to walk home wearing Jizz stained clothing, thus, the Walk of Stain.

"I heard that fucking bitch cheated on me, so i called my friends to go outside while she was doing the Walk of Stain, My buddy Rubin thought it was funny that I got cum on her knee."

by poop phantom November 21, 2004

Walk Like A Zombie Day

Every 13th of oct. is walk like a zombie day. Wlzd is canncelled if locally there is fog, if it is friday and/or there is a full moon ( to decrease zombie attacks). Walk like a Zombie you do not have to speak like one but you may.

What the hell is up with you - Bob
Its the 13th of october - John
OHHHHHH walk like a zombie day- Bob

by Ian M October 15, 2005

Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.

"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."

by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007

walk all over

to intimidate and maltreat someone or something

The teacher clearly intended to walk all over your son. He should have been fired.

by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2011

Walk of Even More Shame

Walking home wearing the same clothes from the night before after getting hammered, going home with someone and then failing to hook up due to a drunken inability to perform. Possible causes include passing out while hooking up, inability to maintain an erection or getting sick all over your partner.

Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?

No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.

by Joeyyyyyy Ssssss August 27, 2010

Walk Like An Egyptian

In the 1980's, Osiris, the great and terrible Egyptian god of the dead, awakened from a centuries-old sleep to wreak vengeance on the modern, monotheistic world which had weakened him to a near-death state. He set about orchestrating a master plan which would make the world pay for his defeat. As his first order of business, he called his servant Anubis to his subterranean chamber, instructing him to go to earth and bring back four mortal souls. The jackal god returned with four souls, which Osiris possessed and named Susanna Hoffs, Debbi Peterson, Michael Steele and Vicki Peterson. With his telekinetic powers, he returned them to earth, where they wrote a song proclaiming the power of the Egyptian gods. It climbed the charts and hooked many listeners. But the song contained an evil curse, a curse that took hold of the listener's mind for decades on end. Soon everyone was hopelessly obsessed with the song, humming it on street corners and in public restrooms. Even today, to speak the accursed name of the song spells doom. So be careful; respect Osiris and his assortment of half-animal courtiers. If you don't, you could be the next victim.

-Hey Charlie. Let's listen to some music.
-Okay Joanna. How about this? Walk like an Egyptian.
-Charlie, NO!!
-Praise Osiris!

by Charles Mc September 20, 2007