vehicular butt rape

the act of driving so close behind a person that their lights are directly in your rear view mirror...or so close that you cant see their fucking lights at all.

aka: RIDING ASS!

"dude, this guy is being a complete douche. he needs to chill the fuck out & stop vehicular butt raping me."

"cherie, you are making this poor guy a victim of vehicular butt rape by being so close to his bumper."

by misskat<3 December 17, 2009

broverturned vehicle

An overturned vehicle, usually a bro truck, whose unnecessary lift caused the center of gravity to be raised to a point wherein it contributed to the overturning of the vehicle. The overturn is usually initialized by poor bro driving, excessive speeds on a standard turns, or impact of another bro truck.

"I was late to work because there was broverturned vehicle blocking traffic at the intersection."

by bycrom February 7, 2009

vehicular hypochondria

noun: a condition in which a person constantly thinks something is wrong with his or her car, especially after it comes out of the shop or someone else has driven it

Guy 1: I swear something doesn't feel right about my car!
Guy 2: Dude, it just came out of the shop! Nothing's wrong with it. You've just got vehicular hypochondria.

by the1andonlyofo April 10, 2012

Vehicle Operator

The "best" job in the Air Force. You basically do a job that the Army does. Drive around the streets of Iraq and Afghanistan in convoys and just pray to God you dont die. Alot of people come into the Air Force open mechanical, and hope to get some kind of mechanical job workin on airplanes. They don't even kno there is such a job as vehicle operator, as most people dont, which falls under the mechanical category of jobs in the airforce. many of these people end up gettin a little more than they bargained for and become vehicle operators. The job is physically demanding and by the time your 30 you look about 50, if u even live to be that long. Go Veh- Ops!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!

Vehicle Operators kid: When I grow up I wanna be a vehicle operator just like you dad!

Vehicle Operator: No! Go to college!!!

by angry vehicle operator May 14, 2009

vehicular constipation

Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.

vehicular constipation usually drive station wagons, or are handicapped, or foreigners, etc...

by b-tox May 17, 2012

Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy

Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy (VMSP) is an automotive disorder in which an automobile owner repeatedly makes appointments for car trouble (such as strange noises, ignition problems) which then refuse to occur when at the repair shop for diagnosis.

"They brought their Saturn in again for that 'grinding noise.'"
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."

by Nigel Gannet February 5, 2018

Venchie

Venchie is Exotic

Venchie is Virgin

by Venchay June 8, 2021