gangster vasectomy

When you carry a gun tucked into your waist band (gangster carry) and shoot your nuts off.

Is the guy in trauma bay 1 going to surgery for his gangster vasectomy?

by trauma_cow September 3, 2012

</vaseline>

no vaseline This is going to hurt; you are in for a world of hurt.

Let's play some scrabble. </vaseline>

by dontoine January 8, 2008

Vaus

The name of the "scout ship" (i.e. the "paddle" you play with) in Arkanoid - Doh it Again. From this point on it will be a perfect nickname as it is both unique and an inside reference, starting with the next cat I get.

We sent our scout ship, the "Vaus" to perform initial colinization surveys.

by Bubby April 19, 2005

Marleen Vasser

The cutest person alive, she makes my days 1000000% better, she has beautiful soul, she is beautiful herself, she is kind, she gives the best hugs. When i first met her and we hugged my heart literally melted, like damn, i loved this. Yeah also, she is my gf <3

Marleen Vasser is such a sweetheart <3

by krissu <3 October 15, 2019

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.

Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

varse

The female equivalent of the barse! English in origin possibly midlands.cant believe you've got one and not the other, surely its chalk and cheese? What YOU chalkin about??

i do say my dear, that certainly is a smooth varse you have there. exquisite!

by mr chips May 18, 2004