darth vader

Only the biggest bad ass ever

The dark side is awsome, we got Darth Vader, bitch.

by Matt Gualdarrama May 3, 2005

Darth Vader

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.

"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry

by Dave January 6, 2005

Valeria

BEST PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET!
Will always be there for you, very caring, and does not start drama.

Valeria is always there for me with the best advice.

I can tell her ANYTHING and I know it'll be safe!

by Luzie January 10, 2013

Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Valenbirth Effect

The extreme sexual behavior received on a person’s birthday because their birthday happens to be on Valentine’s Day

Person 1: You think Charlie gonna get to second base tonight?
Person 2: Dude, cuz of the Valenbirth Effect he’s going all the way to home plate

by Zakeel May 11, 2020

Me vale madre

"I don't give a fuck" in spanish.

Literally means, "It means mother to me", madre can be a used as a curse word.

John: I love you, David! ^_^

David: Me vale madre. >_>

by Kami-sama February 1, 2005

Vader

Unable to resist the temptation of; much like Darth Vader was unable to resist the Dark Side.

I’ll try my best to steer clear, but I know I am going to Vader A cock eventually.

by DragginF15 February 22, 2020