vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

vaccinater

People who righteously fight to eradicate preventable diseases from their communities by bravely allowing qualified medical professionals inject them and their offspring with antibodies triumphantly developed in laboratories in order to trigger an immune response sufficient enough to protect them from said preventable disease.

"Hey, Jane is having a measles party, do you want to bring your kids so they can hurry up and get a preventable disease?"
"Hell no. My kids don't get preventable diseases. I'm a vaccinater."

by Sk8rnurse October 12, 2015

Vaginal Vacuum Theory

Vaginal Vacuum Theory (V.V.T) When you go into a large body of water, your vagina sucks water from it and holds it in. After exiting the water, your vagina will release tiny tinkles of water out. It'll feel like you're peeing inconsistently for the next hour.

Person 1: Bro I'm V.V.Ting so hard rn.
Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
Person 1: Vaginal vacuum theory, bro.

by jack-0-latern October 24, 2019

fre sh a vaca do

An alternate pronunciation of the words Fresh Avacado.

Come on down to Del Taco, they've got a new thing called Fre sh a vaca do!

by AWildZapdos May 23, 2016

iron vacation

Time spent in prison and not home

" I heard Gofio's on Iron Vacation Let's go raid his soon to be auctioned House"

by the guillotine industrialist April 27, 2005

Grippy sock vacation

When one goes to a mental hospital for a while.

I’m going on a grippy sock vacation, see you in a few days!

by sadboihours2003 September 24, 2021

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

by JoshuaC April 27, 2008