Von Dutch 

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.

Von Dutch by Luigi August 6, 2004

Von Bettie 

Von Betty (fun betty, Van Bettie) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Von Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.

Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant. Von Betties know how to party really hard!
Also see Bettie hot chick

Von Bettie : She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Von Betty

Von Bettie by TeeOneThousand July 19, 2011

VON DUTCHED 

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

VON DUTCHED by IVR March 14, 2008

von facial 

A sexual act involving two men who perform oral sex on each other while concurrently stimulating each other's anus and then proceed to defecate and ejaculate simultaneously on the other's face. Usually performed at events in front of large audiences, such a concert or poetry reading. In such a case, members of the audience will often be invited to engage in the activity.

Wow Rick, that band put on quite a show! I wonder if they'll invite us up for a von facial now!

von facial by Norm the Sparrow September 26, 2006

Von Douched 

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.

Von Douched by Hostile October 25, 2005

von Storch 

A unique last name for unique people. That is of dutch/german dissent

Person1: hi, whats your last name?
Person2: my last name is von Storch

von Storch by wookiecookie May 25, 2009

von Wolfe 

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

von Wolfe by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010