Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.

Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.

by Sparkosa September 15, 2023

Vegetable stew

A variation of munting:

To make a Vegetable stew; Find someone

paralyzed, One person then goes down on said paraplegic whilst the other jumps on the their stomach - causing the juices (bodily fluids etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the paralyzed person.

Hey man I finally caught that homeless wheelchair dude from behind the liquor store...time for some vegetable stew!!!

by Gamorean27 November 18, 2024

vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

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"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

by Sexydimma October 16, 2012

Brominated Vegetable Oil

The shit in Amp energy drink that enables bros to chill to the max, and automatically raises their bro status by 50%.

Bro 1: "Yo bro, this amp is fucking rad!"
Bro 2: "Fuck yeah bro, this Brominated vegetable oil makes me wanna chill like the bros."
Bro 1: "Fuck yeah bro!"
(bros proceed to chill to the max)

by chadbrochilll July 5, 2008