valorant

A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.
Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.

*fight starts*
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
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Valorant

Video game released in Summer 2020 with its name derived from the phrase “Valiant Effort”
Damn dude you showed some valorant there
by AndrewHChin February 03, 2022
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A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch
Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?
by some dude22 June 08, 2022
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A very enjoyable FPS game that takes dedication and time to learn. It is often hated for its likeness to similar FPS games, but that is no reason not to try it, as it is not only original enough to make its own stand, but is also unfairly judged, due to the fact that all FPS games are similar.
"I main the character Jett on valorant."
by February 20, 2023
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A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer
P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.
by HDRG July 24, 2022
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Sexual act performed by a cow
by Thewwwww October 11, 2022
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Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.
person 1: wanna play some valorant?
person 2: no thanks I'm not degenerate
by blackout927 October 19, 2021
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