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Unicorning

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Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.
by Diamond Cutter (Pres) January 20, 2005
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When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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Unicorn

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Unicorns are amazing, sparkling creatures. They're magical and very lovable! Unicorns are the most amazing creature EVER & if you don't believe in them you're crazy! They're kind of like majestic, sparkly horses with a horn on the top of their head. YAY UNICORNS!
The unicorn walked among the clouds and over the rainbow.
by TotesAGirlyGirl June 22, 2016
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Unicorn Mode

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When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.
Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?

Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.

Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!

Person 2: No you don't... where is it?

Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.
by BobbyBaja December 3, 2009
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hungry unicorn

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A gay sex position where one male puts a strap-on dildo on his head. He sticks it up the other males ass while licking/sucking his balls.
I gave andy a hungry unicorn last night.
by The hungry one February 8, 2006
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Unicorn Tears

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The tears wept by a unicorn, an elusive item that is hard to come by. Once a unicorn sheds a tear, it dies within the hour. Making Unicorn Tears a rare/expensive item to posses.
A car like that, is about as expensive has unicorn tears.
by Greg1973 October 12, 2014
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Unicorn Cum

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A shot created by some bad to the bone bartenders in College Station. It is copied in name alone, but only a select few know how to properly make it. It is not blue, purple, or red. It looks like a kamikaze and tastes like rainbows dancing across your tongue. After two, you might even slap a leprechaun.
I would like 3 unicorn cum shots please.
by Aggie05 September 10, 2011
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