blake turner

Biggest douche and consumer of date tape

Look that douche at the checkout line and all His date tape. Must be Blake Turner.

by more dudes September 22, 2013

The TSN Turning Point

A significant or life changing event.
First used by "TSN"(The Sports Network.) In every hockey broadcast on this station they include a feature named the TSN Turning Point; where they show the highlite that most influenced the outcome of the game.

That right hook you threw was definitly the TSN Turning Point in that fight man.

by mapleleafkideh September 19, 2005

Ben Turner

When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.

Lots of love, carlos and clark xo

" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "

" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "

by CarlosClarkSickCDpartnership May 1, 2010

Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.

Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!

by alexculli September 23, 2011

turn over a new leaf

To make a change in one's actions or attitude.

I think I should turn over a new leaf when it comes to what I write on this website.

by Light Joker July 21, 2004

Turf Monster

A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.

Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."

by DonnieLee August 14, 2006

Jew Turn

When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth

Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!

by B-dizzle and J Bird August 11, 2010