turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.

There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021

cock turkey

Some One Who Gobbles Cock...
Most Likely A Gay Male i.e. Cameron Faulkner
Or A Female Who Is Often Sucking Cock

Dude Cameron Is Such a Cock Turkey...
Seemingly I Wouldnt Be Suprised If He Was Gay

by Justin Heinze November 8, 2007

Burnt Turkey

A black vagina, because it is black on the outside and pink on the inside like a burnt turkey

"yo lance did you eat that burnt turkey last night?"
"Nah fam Shuarkesha left me with nothing to chew on"

by Kepas October 8, 2016

Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.

That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey

by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017

Jive Turkey Nomenclature

Abbreviated JTN...A false or disingenuous person has been effectively ridiculed by being called a Jive Turkey in a public forum, resulting in other parties threatening that similar wording may be used against others not involved with the origin of the initial transgression. JTN is also used in general reference to anything that is viewed as pompous or arrogant. The term is thought to originate in the Southeastern region of the US.

"Just so you know I could have made a big stink out of this and invoked Jive Turkey nomenclature".

by JTN7000 January 20, 2019

Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a woman give a blowjob while there is turkey stuffing in her mouth and then spin in a bag blade like motion.

Adriel was Double Turkey Twistering in the back of the map while the team was being fucked on hardcore domination.

by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020