Teddy Roosevelt

The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.

His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.

Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.

by ACrazyHobo November 8, 2008

Teddybear Dom

A guy that is cuddly and nice on the outside but dominant in bed.

Girl 1: Oh my god I thought he was so innocent until he wanted to use handcuffs!

Girl 2: He's such a teddybear dom.

by ginnybinny October 27, 2020

Tiddy-boo

A guy who's estrogen fueled pointers stick out further than their tum. Usually permanent, sufferers may experience the 'cleavage stare' and become molested on 'grab a boob day'. Not fatal, just socially embarassing.

'OMG Paul that guy is pumped but still has a persistent case of the Tiddy-boo. Poor guy, I might buy him some protein'

'Dave mate, protein won't save him they'll just enter the cone stage'

*Whistle*

by Jimmy the hat. March 3, 2010

teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.

Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.

by collmen188 February 18, 2015

tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.

Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.

by ohnozura April 8, 2017

Teddy Ruxpin

Animatronic toy from the 80s made by Worlds of Wonder. Plays special animated cassette tapes in his back. Can be paired with another animatronic toy named Grubby, who is an octopede. Teddy Ruxpin is very nice and loves to go on adventures with his friends all of Grundo!

Hey, i heard you just got a Teddy Ruxpin off of eBay

by Sidewalk Surfboard May 26, 2019

Tiddy Turkey

Tiddy Turkey refers specifically to a turkey found in the game PixARK. It is a turkey which has abnormally large breasts and was deemed the "Tiddy Turkey." It is found that large breasted turkeys are located in Novice Grasslands, and gender does not appear to matter to these animals. Male or female turkeys will both have large tiddies. Bless up.

Me: "Yo dawg, we finally found the novice grasslands!"
My friend: "We did! Is that a Tiddy Turkey in the distance?"
Me: "Holy shit, it's majestic!"

by Joobis Baloobis May 31, 2020