tubby custard

a fat person, usually very jiggly and rotund

"Man, look at that tubby custard over there. He mus weigh 400+!"

by BDon11 December 16, 2008

tubby smith

best college basketball coach ever

There is none better than tubby smith

by wesley b April 7, 2004

tubby bitch

A bald dumbass who actions and physical appearance warrent no other name. I.E. the kind of guy who buys used brake pads off of Ebay.

Why do we hang out with this guy? He's a god damn tubby bitch! Is he trying to unlock the safety chain from OUTSIDE the door again?!

by yo ma July 3, 2006

tubby wumpkins

See Stigmata.

by Bob Roberts May 8, 2003

Tubby Tuna

I. An Extremely large Chode.
II. A sexual act involving two obese gay men.
III. A Punk band from La Porte, Texas.

Tubby Tuna gives me a raging hard on!

by MustonGuitarist October 18, 2005

tubby wumpkins

stigmata

by ash May 8, 2003

Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.

Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!

by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012