A young, worthless resident of Troy, New York, who is destined to grow up to be a ward of the state, just like their mother and several possible fathers. Typically a "student" at Troy High who spends more time stealing hubcaps on the RPI campus and failing to land skateboard tricks at the Union than he does either in class or at home. Often tries to communicate with passing innocents, without much success.
"Dammit, the troylets keyed my car again. Don't they have lives?!"
Troylet: "Hey dude, you go here, right, you got any squares?"
Normal person: (keeps walking)
Troylet: "Hey dude, you go here, right, you got any squares?"
Normal person: (keeps walking)
by anon October 4, 2004
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Deep brown eyes, born in California has a New York accent.
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Deep brown eyes, born in California has a New York accent.
Love's her family and pets, Want's to be an extreme woman fighter. Enjoys ice cream and speaks her mind !!
Lovable and compassionate. The perfect daughter.
by pointsettanoel June 18, 2011
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by Hates Hypocrites August 6, 2008
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My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.
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