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terdypantz

terdypantz is a term used when name calling. basically it's calling them a terd, but with an additional pantz, so you're telling them that they crapped their pantz, and/or they have terds within their pantz.
bob saget: so here's our next video about-

bill: STFU TERDYPANTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by terdbucket November 20, 2009
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Treadmill potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a treadmill, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: elliptical potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i treadmill potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a treadmill potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
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treadmill trip

the state of mind in which when you are walking and feel like you are walking in place (treadmill-like ground) and everything around you is moving.
i was walking to work and had a treadmill trip.
by thirdeyeman January 9, 2014
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Terdman

A 30-something tweeker who claims to be wealthy but still lives in mom's basement, boasts about ability to defeat challengers 4 times their size and typically has a lengthy criminal record.
Wow, he is such a Terdman!
by PoppinDiapers May 10, 2017
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terdiblr

A word meaning Pinterest, Reddit, and Tumblr. This can be used so you don't have to write all three sites. It takes the "ter" from Pinterest, the "di" from Reddit, and the "blr" from Tumblr.
I should probably get out of the rabbit hole known as terdiblr for a bit anyways before I fill my phone with pictures.
by Endless screaming October 18, 2020
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tredizzle

A cool on that's hip up on fashion , knows his new school and old school music and popular with girls of all ages.
by Zygote65 November 6, 2020
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Terd Immunity

The point at which a significant percentage of those who are living life per usual have been infected, thereby driving down case rates as the rest of us remain hunkered down.
Good gravy, those assholes are gathering so hard they’ll reach Terd Immunity in no time!
by Lord Dumbello December 16, 2020
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