-On guys :)
-On girls :(
- Also known as a "Happy Trail"
The hair from Zach's trouser trail was caught in his zipper.
-On girls :(
- Also known as a "Happy Trail"
The hair from Zach's trouser trail was caught in his zipper.
by ZACH BAMF June 22, 2008
Get the Trouser Trailmug. A karen on the trails. Usually a middle-aged white woman who is hiking to "be mINdFUL" and "EnjOY nATure". However, unlike the people who follow common trail courtesy, these trail karens believe that the entire trail belongs to them. They walk slowly in the middle and refuse to move even if they see someone walking on the very edge of the trail to not bump into them. Then, they expect a thank you even though they didn't move a single inch to make room for others to pass.
Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.
Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.
Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
Trail Karen: I can't be a karen because I looove nature and I'm so mindful....
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot
by Strava_addict_3 March 11, 2021
Get the Trail Karenmug. Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
by terekanddravis March 5, 2010
Get the Butter Trailmug. by QueerMuncher27 February 11, 2018
Get the Buckeye Trailmug. Whenever you are mountain biking or hiking with someone and they incessantly say “have you ever done blah blah blah trail?” With some dumb description of it. They seem not to be focused on the great experience they are having at the time.
Very similar to when you invite friend to your favorite restaurant and they keep talking about all the other restaurants they’ve been to .
Very similar to when you invite friend to your favorite restaurant and they keep talking about all the other restaurants they’ve been to .
Bob is such a “trail dropper” We were riding one of my favorite trails and all he could talk about was how awesome Whistler is.
by Chemodans July 13, 2022
Get the Trail Droppermug. The mess/destruction left behind after a KIM brings her kid/s anywhere to do physical and emotional damage to the scene
by PertnearPerfect April 17, 2019
Get the kim-trailmug. by Amrakkp November 20, 2016
Get the cookie trailmug.