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tractor touch 

Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.
tractor touch by jraw April 12, 2017

Tractor Pulling 

A fun and challenging sexual activity involving two men. One man inserts his penis inside his partner's anus. The catcher than clenched his anus as tight as humanly possible as the pitcher drags him around the fraternity house.
Hey bro, did you see Chad and Larry tractor pulling last night? They set a new house record of 17 meters. It was fucking epic!

Tractor Factor 

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).
Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
Tractor Factor by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019

Tractor pull 

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.
Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.
Tractor pull by Salad tosser 1.0 November 5, 2020

Tractor Pull 

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
Tractor Pull by After Dark February 21, 2021

Tractor abs 

That man has tractor abs because they don’t look like regular abs. They’re more abstract.
Tractor abs by Deepration September 24, 2021