Todger

Prince Harry's penis.

"... and the next thing I knew my todger would be all over the front pages.”

by rockin_hard February 4, 2023

toggers

phrase used to describe an action that personifies tog

joe: whoa, that was so toggers
dan: ikr

by 711sushi March 2, 2023

Todger Whip

Slap someone wit ya meat

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you

by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024

Togger

A certified TikToker, these people usually can’t watch movies due to low attention span. These people are unable to go outside as they are allergic to fresh air and would much rather sit in a dark ass room with an air conditioner constantly on scrolling through tiktok like a mindless monkey.

Stop being such a fucking togger!

by Jike22 September 23, 2023

Toyvert

An attractive female that is (married), & with or without kids, with an Onlyfans account.

Male 1: Hey, is it cool if my wife does Onlyfans?

Male 2: Dude, your wife is a fuckin toyvert.

by 1stKingSol March 1, 2024

Toyvertical

A person, displaying the symptoms of a toyvert.

Male: How much is your service?

Female: $3400

Male: Ah, I see, don't play those toyvertical games with me.

by 1stKingSol March 2, 2024

todger

A monitor in a PC gaming setup

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."

by Blunkay June 14, 2024