Toledo

In a state in which half of the economy is already based off Lebron James, Toledo is the shining star crowning the Christmas tree of poverty and despair. Although the city has a population nearing 300,000, no more than 6 of its citizens actually want to live in Toledo, and the rest of the population has been held hostage by communist overlords at the University of Toledo since a coup de tat in 2002. The misery of the hostages is so massive, it influences the weather to be gloomy, rainy, and, for lack of better terminology, shitty year round. The terrible weather serves as a natural barrier to prevent any outsiders from coming to save the native Toledans from hostile subjection, making the grave situation even more hopeless. Foreign aid has debated on making a rescue attempt, but when they sat down to discuss the matter, they realized the people of Toledo kinda suck anyway.

The people of Toledo communicate mostly through their battle cries. For those unfamiliar with Toledan battle cries, they are similar to the sound of a thousand fucking car alarms. The most popular cult ritual battle cry begins with the clan elite saying "TOL". After the apex unit begins the chant, his or her grunts respond with "EDO", signaling that they are ready for combat. The best course of action upon hearing this ritual is to respond to the Alpha's signal and attempt to blend in to the underlings.

Person 1: Hey where do you want to go for vacation?

Person 2: Not Toledo

by Suck My Toledo April 17, 2018

toed

The act of sticking a Toe up one's ass.

I was getting pissed off at Derek and I said "DATS IT, I'm gonna Toe you now"

by Zac James June 1, 2004

toed

To stick a toe into an oriface. Usually the anal or vaginal oriface.

Did you hear about Duffy? Yeah he toed his mom!

by Pimpy C September 28, 2005

Toledo, Ohio

Toledo,Ohio...Great place to raise a family. You have all the things you want your kids to grow up to be, old automotive factories, strip clubs, XXX video booths, refinery's and lots of carnivals that all summer long they can get jobs working at. Then of course they become carnies!

Toledo, Ohio....Dad, our house has a great view of the river. Well that why I bought the van son. So we can live "in our van down by the river"

by toledo tom August 13, 2006

nine toed woman.

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006

towed

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

by A-roo February 7, 2007

Toledo

A place that should be avoided at all costs. If you are here, move out. The job market is very poor. It is nearly impossible to advance your career, or get a job that is not minimum wage or less than $25K per year. The people here are very shallow. You cannot carry on a conversation with anyone if it does not involve drinking, sports, or which beer joint you will be hanging out in tonight. The downtown is a lifeless concrete nightmare, full of vacant buildings and run down homes. There is 5/3 Field, which is about the only good thing there. The general lack of unique things to see and do here without the "been there done that" feeling is appalling. The weather is cold, dreery, rainy, cloudy, and oppressively humid in the summer. Perpetual road construction. I-280 is in year 36 of construction.

(1)Toledo is the armpit of Ohio.

by Hoyt from the Ledge November 30, 2006