topper

the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.

girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.

girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.

girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"

by slott December 8, 2009

Tuppence

A Polite way of naming a Womans or Girls privates.

Term comes from the the first Femaile public toilets.
on the 11th February at 51 Bedford Street, Strand, London. These ‘Public Waiting Rooms’ contained water closets in wooden surrounds.

The charge was 2 pence entrance fee. and whilst still a semi taboo subject the term Tuppence was coined.

Make sure you wash your "tuppence" whilst you are in the bath.

If anyone tries to touch your" tuppence" scream and run home as fast as you can.

by TheCow65 October 20, 2011

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

high topper

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

Cut toppin boul off

The end all be all phrase to reject, insult, forget, forgive.

Having the best day of your life needs to be topped off by looking at your boss, flipping him off and saying "cut toppin boul off" with a crass smile. Having the worst day of your life needs the same thing. No boos to flip off? Flip your dog off. Cut toppin boul off! #CTBO

Michelle Obama: Look at that youngslut on the grassy knoll sweetheart.

Barack Obama: Cut toppin boul off.

by A4VARMYzodiDEXravMarvin 2011 November 1, 2011

mountain topped

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart

Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed

by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011

Topping yourself

It means killing yourself.
Suicide.

Sara: Ah Jen i'm so depressed!
Jen: Please dont go Topping yourself Sara D:
Sara: Im considering it
Jen: We all love you, this isnt right -cries-

by Hayz24 December 15, 2011