Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.
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I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.
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Used to describe a woman who is rather unattractive, except at her center, namely, her ass; an otherwise ugly woman with a good butt.
by Pseudonym November 10, 2004
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Her tootsies were so cute and perfect they were lickable.
Her tootsies were so cute and perfect they were lickable.
by Gilly girl August 13, 2007
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Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
Get the saber-toothed crotch cricket mug.A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!
"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"
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