tooth lung

when you punch, kick, stomp, or physically assault someone in the mouth region causing their teeth to shatter into dust after which when they inhale they will have tooth lung.

I gave my wife tooth lung last night for overcooking dinner. - David M.

by David M. Part 2 of 3 August 22, 2023

tooth cheese

the residue left on the back of a womans teeth after performing oral sex on a man with a substantual amount of smeg

jhon: go on love, its clean
jane: shame.. i like a bit of tooth cheese to lick at in the morning. it covers the tast of sick and fags.

by HarrySte October 8, 2007

tooth fairy

a bitch who steals your tooth and your money

mom the tooth fairy stole all the money in my piggy bank and took my tooth and left me with a stupid quarter

by zertzarm March 26, 2009

Tooth Fairy

A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.

Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?

Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?

Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?

Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas

Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.

Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score

*sex noises*

by Shinusha July 22, 2009

Tooth Juice

When a male and female are having sex in the doggie-style position and he spits on her back to make her think he is finished she turns around because she thinks he is done, and then, he goes on her face with an open mouth. Some of his semen gets stuck onto her teeth and dangles, hence, tooth juice.

This girl was so wet with tooth juice I began to throw up.

by nbkl2ds April 23, 2010

tooth tofu

The thick, filmy stuff on your teeth after not brushing your teeth before going to bed or not brushing your teeth for a while.

Ugh... I didn't brush my teeth last night and now I have tooth tofu.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

tooth bag

A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.

I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.

by brainpowerintheshower6969 May 29, 2010