Tom

A tall lanky kid.Proper geezer, but no one actually likes him.

Yo! That kid tom peachy is so annoying but he’s still a top knoch geeza

by I’m from chaventry February 07, 2018

Tom

Today It's National Tom Day!

Be happy to have a Tom in your life :)

Arsh: Hey, isn't it June 9th?
Tom: Yes I suppose so
Arsh: That means it's national Tom day!

by Ilsabella June 08, 2021

Tom

Short, just short
if you put him next to a preschooler they would be the same Hight.

Toms a short cunt.

by oscibeans February 15, 2022

Tom-Tom

One who is very queer. Normally only acts queer but is also know to think queer thoughts, say queer things, and sometimes even dances like a flaming homo.

I am so sick of Tom-Tom being all queer around me. I swear to God he if he dances like a flaming homo one more time I'm gonna-

by tom_toms.worst.nightmare November 28, 2009

Tom

Tom the bomb is by far the most awesome brother this world has to. He is a funny witty dude who doesn't know how to shave, and I'm pretty sure he has a phobia of having his hair cut, but ah well no one is perfect. Except me. Alas, I digress. He's a good brother when he's not skyping his woman or playing skyrim, which is never, but he gives awesome hugs so I ain't complaining. Blonde hair, freaky grey blue eyes and the cutest little button nose on this planet. A comrade in arms and a WoW player to boot.

I wish I had a brother like Tom... Yeah well, sucks for you.

Tom really needs to stop playing Skyrim...and being such a player. Seriously dude, you're making me look bad.

by Gibus December 13, 2013

tom

is a dollar store discount isle version of taylor swift. also semi autistic

man tom is such a discount taylor swift is my best friend so i can say this shit about him

by me..me November 08, 2018

Tom

To tom is an English slang term commonly used to describe a situation where a couple is engaging in intercourse and the man surprises the woman by switching from vaginal to anal intercourse.

You should have seen the look on her face when I tommed her.
She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.

by Max Tower June 26, 2007