twi-told

Short for twice-told; stale.

The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.

by uttam maharjan February 24, 2012

told bro we geek hard

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.

Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."

by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023

Do as you're told

Another word for cocaine

I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked

Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?

by Boiled Over April 1, 2022

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.

"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"

by mynöduesp January 11, 2020